A Plea To Parents

So I leave the office this morning to go and get the mail from the post office...I get about 1/4 mile down the road I come up to 4 young teenagers (3 girls and 1 guy...I guess they're all roughly 14 or so). As soon as they see me, they all spread out across the road as to try to not let me pass. When I finally get near them, I roll down my window and ask them to move so I don't hit them...apparently, this one teenage girl begins to use every 4 letter word in the book at me, saying that I should be paying them money for the right to use their road. So naturally the rage is at full tilt, so I get out of the vehicle and put my hand up as if I were to backhand this little cunt and all 4 teens scatter and that's the end of it.

These idiot kids got me thinking...parents are fuckin' lazy assholes. Parents these days want their kids to be all happy, so they cater to their every whim. What the hell happened to parents beating the shit out of their kids for mouthing off? When I fucked up, I got beat and I didn't fuck up anymore. Beacuse my parents cared enough to beat the shit out of me, I turned into a reasonably well-functioning member of society.

Kids these days are completely out of control. Parents, I beg you...

BEAT YOUR KIDS!!